I’VE ALWAYS DREAMED of being a mermaid. But since I’m stuck with four appendages, I can’t wait to step out in these sexy, scalloped, sea-foam green “Bobbie” sandals—designed by none other than Sarah Jessica Parker. Her new Italian-made SJP line was inspired by designers like Charles Jourdan and Maud Frizon, whose single-sole, simple silhouetted beauties were a staple for fashionistas in NYC in the late ’70s. The release of the line, sold exclusively at Nordstrom, comes on the heels of rumors that Parker is secretly confirmed to appear in one final “Sex and the City” movie. Which reminds me, if your boyfriend ever breaks up with you on a post-it, go ahead and throw one of your SJP shoes at him. Well worth the $365, don’t you think? http://www.nordstrom.com