More conspiring minds might view Hon Town as the latest shot across the beehive in Denise Whiting’s quest to corner the Hon market, but Savvy’s mind can be easily placated by, oh say, a Café Hon hot turkey sandwich. Been in flamingo withdrawal since that awful day in 2006 when Union Products Inc. went out of business? Welcome to pink bird heaven. Hon Town stocks lawn ornaments, garland lights, purses, hats, pens, mugs, glasses— you name it. The rest of the crowded space is devoted to those two well-known cultural cousins of the flamingo— rhinestones and leopard prints. Look for them on everything from earrings to pillboxes, scarves to toilet brush holders. Your out-of-town friends tired of hanging out in the Club Charles, eagerly hoping John Waters will show up? Bring ’em here, Hon. Don’t miss: The incredible “Hon” collection of reading glasses. You can’t order a crab cake if you can’t see the menu…. 1001 36th St., 410-243-1230
